Wrong-Hood assets

Here we list the assets that the B.J.B.N.N.N.G (Big Jewish Bearish Nomadic Nig-Nog Gay) has not sold in order to sustain his Dew addiction.

Public Assets

 * Mr.Greenhill's (Current holder of the "Squirrel position" sweet, sweet, ass.

Private Assets

 * Coke and Hooker warehouse.
 * Cinematic Universe rights (Tenuous)
 * Soap
 * Three Fiddy
 * At least 10 half baked mentally retarded rp campaigns.
 * A half donkey, half elsa costume.
 * Various ERP paraphernalia.
 * Mr.Penguin's Sweet, sweet, ass.
 * A book of riddles someone stole from a preschool.
 * Over 10,000 discarded cans of Mountain dew. (For project "Bottom line improvement".
 * A kind, and courteous friendship with a somewhat time confused Adolf Hitler.
 * 1960's Cadillac