Germexican

Germexican
Germexican is the code name for the infamous squirel. An anthropomorphic creature who was the fourth member of the now defunct "SWOOCE SQUAD".

Description
Mother fucker is a stubby fuzzy light brown squirrel, and is about as tall as your average 14 year old male (I don't" fucking know ' ). With large buck teeth and these glaring eyes that stare into your lack of a soul. Germexican has a light-ish voice and has bizarre manerisms, I guess.

Biography
The nigger was born from his squirl mom's spectactular vagina, that his human father fucked one night while he was drunk, falling off a tree branch five feet from the ground, landing on his skull as a park bench broke his fall while a pidgeon shat on his shit. This the cause for his bizarre tendencies and that sweet sweet ass. When he was growing up he met a lil' Pimp and his pet blob monster who they eventually became friends for some reason. And after meeting a sexual predator, the four formed "The Swooce Squad". As the four maadmin spread chaos and destruction in their path, they found their world was collapsing in on them, as they  found a new dimension with the help of the fifth and final member of The Swooce Squad; Greenhill.

Now the little shit resides in the wrong hood with the rest of these inbred fucks, making occasional appearences. Currently, no one knows what he is doing with his life.