The Forbidden Juice

The "Forbidden Juice" is a strange, and mysterious substance, colored not unlike Ogre semen it is surprisingly addictive in large quantities.

The Origin of the juice is uncertain. Orginating sometime between the great riddle war, and the comming of the penquin of pomp to the wrong hood. The original records paint it as some form of inebriation device. Though who first brewed, and consumed the beverage is completely unknown. After some years in the sun, being sold in the open market along with popular beverages such as pickle juice, and virgin blood, it took on a more taboo social presence, with those who publicly consumed it being considered "Neckbeards" and members of a lower social caste, not unlike the Cantinto caste in the old Spanish new world system. Around the time of the "Great Cinematic Universe" Debacle, the juice came into the public spotlight as the motivation for the questionable activites purpetrated by the "Big, jewish, bearish, nomadic, Nig-Nog, Gay". Many blamed his questionable buisness practices pretaining to the universe on the influence of the juice.